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What the Hell?

You know how people sometimes will transport mattresses on top of their car? Somewhat of a funny sight… I usually categorize people when I see this happening… IDIOT! Perhaps I am being a bit strict, I mean people need to get their mattresses around town, and they don’t fit in many cars. [...]