What the Hell?
You know how people sometimes will transport mattresses on top of their car? Somewhat of a funny sight… I usually categorize people when I see this happening… IDIOT! Perhaps I am being a bit strict, I mean people need to get their mattresses around town, and they don’t fit in many cars. Then God invented the air mattress. What an amazing invention. It’s a somewhat comfortable sleeping device, and its super portable! I have slept on a few air mattresses in my day, its been quite pleasant.
I think I found Indianapolis’ town idiot today. Yeah they were transporting their air mattress fully inflated on top of their van. You should have seen it in motion. It was like a kite. I was having a ball just laughing at the thought of their genius plan. They had this thing tied to the roof with nylon rope. It was not tied down in the front, only in the middle (dividing the top and the bottom). When this van took motion with it’s hazard lights on the mattress lifted like a drag car parachute. I took a picture, but it was dusk and I only had my camera phone. However, you can tell!
Take a moment to think about the idiot I have photographed tonight.
Thank you,
Bakefy
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